A biker gang mysteriously appeared in Canal Woods over the past weekend. An elderly Canal Woods gentleman commented, “I didn’t buy a **** place here to put up with these little hoodlums revving their engines at 2 o’clock in the afternoon. At this time of day, they should either be having cookies and milk or taking a nap. I’ve locked my doors and not taking any chances. Can the HOA do something about situations like this?”
Across the community on Waterside Drive, a rival gang known as the Dreaded Kayak Gang responded, “As long as they stay on their own turf and show some respect, there will not be any problems. And if they come anywhere near the pool, they know what we can do with these paddles.”
There goes the neighborhood
I’m just glad they missed the scooter gang on Waterside!